rawrkeaton:

I just don’t understand why people anonymously call other people fat, shit, and tell them to kill themselves. I mean, what’s the fucking point in doing that, treating other people like shit won’t make you feel better
Maybe instead of leaving hate, you could leave nice messages. You’ll be making other people happy, and you’ll feel happier too.

baboushkat:

the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times

zayncangetsome:

x

chaniatreides:

their ongoing mission: to boldly interfere where no one has interfered before (just don’t tell starfleet)

intro—paint it like you stole it; jim kirk—u can’t touch this; spock—i’m too sexy; nyota uhura—girls; leonard mccoy—calling doctor love; hikaru sulu—shut up and drive; interlude—move bitch, get out the way!; pavel chekov—starships; carol marcus—my milkshake (remix); montgomery scott—i’m on a boat; nurse chapel—my heart will go on; john harrison—one way or another; epilogue—clique

{{LISTEN}}

inscendo:

walk by (mementoid)

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

cardofrage:

that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.